As I was trawling through various websites yesterday, I stumbled on this one, detailing some new definitions of commonly used words. Here are my favourites:
Inkling: A baby fountain pen
Coffee: The person upon whom one coughs
Flabbergasted: Appalled over how much weight you have gained
Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline
And the winner:
Lymph: To walk with a lisp
Happy writing!
Source: http://www.seiyaku.com/humour/english/new-words.html
No comments:
Post a Comment